i wanna dedicated this post to my oh-so-awesome friends.

i miss you guys berabis rabis with cherry on top. especially Bro Khairul, Kak Deeja, Fawah, adinda pijah, Qawi carabao, mina minty, nabil guava, hazim strawberry and qilah jubur. and not forgetting my fellow 5 science 1 classmates,  zeerah, shar, suha, mus, hadiGAY, Adibah and lily!!! not forgetting you too emmy! :) ))))))))) and you too Muhammad DOMO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

LOVE YOU GUYS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MUCH.

oh yeah, aku awesome. oh yes, (slight pause) I DID!

with a lot of awesome like possum love,

RifhanAWESOME!


physics o’level. td petang. payah. but not so payah. that’s all. :)

one last thing.

*wink*

you’re dead!

HAHAHA. I LOVE MY FRIENDS!


oh yeah!

21Aug10

i forgot something. Selamat berpuasa! *wink*


*tiup abuk*

hello blog,

it’s been awhile. i know, it’s so irresponsible of me that i abandoned you. jangan merajuk….. MOVE ON! haha. Sorry again. i think i’m getting a bit cuckoo because i’m saying sorry to a blog. oh well, sorry. LALALALALALA. *sambil putting my hands up in the air and shake my whole body*. girls, i know. HOT image. hahaha.

Today is the 21th of August, and i am dedicating this post for my blog and my oh-so-beloved friend Syazana a.k.a zaza. so may Allah bless you with health and wealth and luck for your o’levels.

k got to go!

BABAI.


ouch.

09Dec09

Good morning my blog. and HELLO WORLD (and friends, family, stalkers and etc.)!!

When i walked into the study room just now, my eyes caught a glance of something stuck in between the pile of textbooks. Then i slowly pull the thing from the ‘bundle-of-not-so-joy, joy-when it-comes-to-exams’. I realised that it was just one of my exam papers. but this was different. it’s something worse than a bad hair day for girls …………….

It was my BIO PRACTICAL PAPER!! and yes, i failed it by the way.

I flipped the pages slowly-just to check for any marking mistakes made (for the eleventh hundred to the power of infinity times). i could sense anger in my paper, my anger. anger of not being able to answer the simplest question, anger towards myself for not being careful enough, anger for being confused for the few last minutes of the paper and thus leading me to change my previous answers that was supposed to be correct.

but i’m over it now. thank god.

for the past few days i’ve been doing nothing (i think). i’ve been playing video games, jogging (sampai kana bubut anjing), i’ve been trying to study but still can’t and i’ve also start to read books nowadays, since i want to improve my english. i think that’s all.

I AM GOING TO KK ON THE 16TH OF DECEMBER!!! YAYY!! pakai kereta. *do the victory dance*

my cousin’s having a sleepover at my house today!! our annual cousin-to-cousin(house) sleepover!!

i’ve been listening to selah sue (pronounce as sell-ah suu). her song ‘raggamuffin’ is awesome! especially when she’s sing live at the Hilfiger thing, just check it on Youtube. and she is prettty!!

I MISS MY FRIENDS! that means everyone from my class. RAGGA MUFFIN IS A FREEDOM FIGHTER!!

P.S: Have a lovely and awesome day!

Rifhanmuffin, Rifhan.


okay,

FIRST: i want to talk about me, my food and how i eat them. *i know, random-much* i am very specific with my food. the gravy must not touch my rice. since i like to eat them one by one (NOT the rice. I REPEAT, NOT THE RICEb). For example, there’s two dishes; buttermilk chicken (Hint: sapa yang inda tinggalkan aku the food masa rah tat’s place, this is a payback, biar kamu tais liur) and daging rendang. i’ll eat them separately + rice.

1st     :     daging rendang+rice.   – finish this first, then start 2nd.-

2nd   :     buttermilk chicken+rice.  -after finishing, start 3rd.-

3rd   :      gravy of buttermilk chicken+gravy of daging rendang+the rest of the rice.

there you go folks. this is how you become me. HAHAH. nadalah. i know ada some of you makan catu and i want to show that i’m one of you guys.

SECOND: i want to talk about what i actually do at home. right after school, i plan for what i’m going to do at home (usually this occurs in the car, the journey between school and home).

The usual options are:

  • Watch TV, then study.
  • Take a nap, then study.
  • Read a story book.
  • Go online.

okay, first: Watch TV, then study.

When i get home, i’ll have my lunch. look at the clock . then i thought to myself, ‘Hmm, awal jua masih ni, karang sajalah liat TV, lagipun nada jua cerita-cerita siuk, baik belajar’. then i will ‘limpang-limpang’ atas katil. then jalan-jalan inside the house. liat jam, ‘Eh akhir sudah, oh well, esuk sajalah belajar.’

second : Take a nap, then study.

balik ke rumah, makan. tell my sis suruh bangunkan pukul 2.30. so tidur. masa bangun, it’s already 6.00 . scold my sister but she will reply. ‘sudah jua tadi kaka bangunkan!!’. lost the battle. turun bwah cari makanan. then naik atas online.

third : Read a story book.

balik rumah, makan. masuk bilik, limpang rah katil, ambil buku. read a few pages. then doze off.

fourth : online.

balik rumah,  makan. online.

i shared a lot today. *not really* HAHAHA.

bah, that’s all  folks. BYE!!

Rifhan.


wow. i just realised that the holidays had already started. so, on behalf of the Discipline Commitee of SM PJN PHAB, i would like to greet a happy Hari Raya Aidiladha and HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! so that is all for today. bye. Wassalam.

Rifhan.


This week had been a very, very, very *if i repeat a word for 3 times, it means that i’m seriously not joking* one. since, even though we finished our end of year examination, we still have classes, practicals and extra classes.

this week is was the History Week of SMPJNPHAB with the theme, ‘reminiscing’. but this morning was the closing ceremony for our History Week. so all prefects, MPP’s, monitors & monitresses, students AND teachers were and are very, very, very, busy.

and plus, PJN hosted the 17th eXplomaths closing ceremony last Thursday. it was tiring since we had to stand for the whole duration of the ceremony (except for the lucky ones) AND we have to wear the PJN’s coat which made us very, very,very hot. seriously we were sweating like people who sweats but we look good. apakan. hahaha. me, meera and khairunn was the emcee for the main  event. we had to speak in malay. i did some mistakes but i said ‘maaf’ *kirai2 to meera and khairunn*.

this morning, meera told me that the principal and the guest of honour congratulate us and were impressed. they said that we managed to control the situation. *applause to the students &teachers of PJN*

since this morning was the closing ceremony of PJN’s History Week all the teachers’ and students’ hands were on deck. they helped the school to organise a very smooth running event.

i know, my current post is not as exciting as before *prasan brabisan* but i will try to share more lah. &&today was very very very exciting for me. lots of things happened. but i won’t type anything down. since aku inda mau kna ckp boaster or bragger. i’ll just keep them to myself. biar kmu curious. it’s not just one event but multiple events. AND i won’t even mention anything. Wassalam.

Rifhan.


fun facts.

05Nov09

i’m gonna be random here okay? so here it goes.

1.A paper cannot be folded more than 9 times.
2. More calories are wasted by sleeping than sitting and watching tv.
3. The first object with a number scanning label is the chewing gum.
4.The Wright Brothers’ first flying journey is shorter than a Boeing 747 airplane’s wings.
5. In 1987,after an airline company reduced a small piece of olive on every first class passenger’s meals,$350,000 USD was saved annually.
6.Everyone drinks coffee to perk themselves up,but in fact an apple can perk one up more than a cup of coffee can.
7.The majority of dust in your home consists of your own dead skin.
8.The full name of the Barbie Doll is Barabra Millicent Roberts.
9.When Hitler’s mum had Hitler,she once seriously considered abortion but the doctor persuaded her to keep the baby.
10.Marilyn Monroe has 6 toes on her foot.
11.In the movie E.T,the sound of E.T’s footsteps are made by someone squashing oranges rotten.
12.Pearls melt in vinegar.
13.In the number of people posting marriage ads,35% are already married.
14.You can pull a cow upstairs,but the cow will not know how to come down by itself.
15.A pig cannot stare up at the sky.
16.”quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” has the 26 alphabets in it.
17.A duck’s quack will not have echos,the reason til now is unknown.
18.A snail can live for 3 years without food and sleeping.
19.Tommy Lee Jones and America’s vice-president were roommates in Harvard.
20.In a month,if the first day is Sunday then that particular month will have a Black Friday.
21.Heating up a rock in the microwave oven will cause the rock to explode.
22. 1,111,111 x 1,111,111 = 1234567654321
23.The only word that has 15 alphabets not reused in it is “uncopyrightable”.
24.A cat can produce over 100 types of sounds,but a dog can only do 10.
25.The darker the environment,the more frequent a cat’s passing urine times.
26.If you toss a coin upwards 1000 times,the number of times of heads facing upwards is 495.
27.According to the Newton dictionary the longest word in the world is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocon…
28.A human’s stomach will renew its food contents inside every 2 weeks,or else it will self-digest.
29.Coke was originally green in colour.
30.The Hawaiian language only has 12 alphabets.
31.The country with the highest proportion of people walking to work is Alaska.
32.If Barbie was a human,her measurements would be 39-23-33
33.On average,the number of people in the air every hour in America is 61,000 people.
34.Only honey will not turn bad forever.
35.Near the Carribean sea there’s a species of oysters that knows how to climb trees.
36.The world’s youngest parents appeared in 1910,an 8-year old and a 9 year-old Chinese people.
37.A human’s ears and nose never stop growing bigger and bigger
38.There’s a square-shaped melon in Japan,it was cultivated because of its convenience to place in refrigerators.
39.A starfish has 8 eyes,one on each leg.
40.Some insects’ eyes have hair.
41.A giraffe’s tongue measures 2 feet long in length.
42.An elephant can stand on its head.
43.An ant will scratch itself when it wakes up.
44.Thomas Edison is afraid of the dark. (so that’s why he invented the lightbulb)
45.The world’s oldest goldfish is 41 years old,named Fred.
46.Because of Einstein’s inability to speak at the age of 9,his mum once thought he
was retarded.
47.Arab women can initiate a divorce if their husbands don’t pour coffee for them.
48.Only 55% of Americans know that the Sun is a star.
49.Most lipglosses have fish scales content in them.
50.Giraffes cannot cough.
51.Owls are the only bird species able to differentiate numbers and colours.
52.A whale’s heartbeat only averages 9 times every minute.
53.The water that we drink into our body is already 3 billion years old.
54.Only 30% of people can expand and contract their nostrils at will.
55.A clam can switch its gender from male to female,and it will take place few times
throughout its life.
56.According to a British law passed in 1845,suicide is a very serious crime,death sentence of hanging is the punishment.
57.In space,astronauts are unable to cry or shed tears because there’s no gravity pull hence the tears are unable to come out.
58.A chameleon’s tongue is twice as long as its own body.
59.Americans use toothpicks most often.
60.On average a human must move his eye muscles for 10000 – 15000 times a day.
61.An elephant will still remain at its standing position even when it has died.
62.Some insects are still able to survive for a year without its heads.
63.Da Vinci spent 12 years alone painting Mona Lisa’s lips.
64.When glass shatters,the average speed for glass is 3000 miles per hour.
65.A dairy cow can produce more milk when listening to music.
66.A rose picked during afternoon can survive longer than a rose picked in the morning.
67.Baby tiger sharks fight each other in the womb,the winner will be able to be born alive.
68.A 70 pound octopus can only go through a hole a coin’s size because it does not have a vertebrae.
69.An Indonesian bamboo insect has the longest body in the world,as long as 1 feet.
70.In fact,a hippo can run faster than humans.
71.The inventor of parachutes gave the chance of parachuting first in the world to a dog.
72.A Japanese crab can be as long as 12 feet long.
73.A newborn turkey must be taught by its parents how to eat food,or else it will die of hunger.
74.A shark can detect blood content up to 1/1000000th percent in water.
75.the original meaning of Samba in the Samba dance actually meant “rubbing bellies together”
76.Children grow faster during spring.
77.Bats are the only mammals able to fly.
78.A catapillar has over 2000 muscles.
79.A human’s heart can produce pressure that can squirt blood 30 feet high.
80.A male mantis cannot mate with a female mantis with its head,so when they mate the female mantis has to chop the male mantis’ head off.
81.A shrimp’s heart is at its head.
82.You can never lick your elbow with your tongue.
83. 50% of the world population has not received any calls before at all.
84.A rat and a horse cannot vomit.
85. “Sixth Sick Sheik’s Sixth Sheep’s Sick” is one of the hardest sentences to pronounce in the English language.
86.If you sneeze too hard,it may cause your chest to rupture. But if you hold back your sneeze by force,it may cause one of your blood vessels to break.
87.If you talk on the phone for over an hour,the amount of ear **** in your ears will increase by 700 times.
88.A lighter was invented earlier than a matchstick.
89. When you sleep,you may eat over 70 kinds of small insects and about 10 spiders unknowingly.
90.The strongest and most flexible muscle in our body is the tongue.
91.It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
92.It is impossible to kill yourself by holding your breath.
93.Everytime you lick the back of a stamp,you would have absorbed 1/10th of calories.
94.Right-handers live an average of 9 more years than left-handers.
95.Fish are unable to stick out their tongues.
96.Polar bears are left-handers.
97.An ostrich’s eyes are larger than their brains.
98.Starfish do not have brains.
99.Lice can jump over a distance 350 times longer than their bodies,equivalent to a human jumping over the length of a football stadium

AND MY FAVOURITE

100. G in ‘g-string’ stands for groin.

bye.


i still can’t sleep. i’ve been blog-stalking scratch that, i mean i’ve been blog-……………….. *insert appropriate word* for hours (or so it felt like it). i have big bulgy eyebags under my eye. it’s like an intrusive feature forming a bulge on the surface of the area under my eyes. geog much.

i just had dinner with my family. the food was so awesome. oh yeah, today is Nur Hanis Nazihah a.k.a my lil sis’s 13th birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you!! May god bless you with prosperity and health and wealth. and also some of my brilliance.

i am currently listening to Britney Spears. i dont get why people are anti at anyone. i mean, is it just because those people think that putting the word ‘anti-’ in front of a person’s name or an object is cool? hello!! wake up okay!

and also currently chatting with fuad about an imaginary course called, ‘The Menteri Engineering’. HAHAHA.

i’m actually craving for: (oh yes!!! this means…………………………… bulletpoints-ing time!!!)

  1. Supernatural season 5 (episode x> episode 6)
  2. Grey’s Anatomy season 6 (episode y> episode 7)
  3. Finding an appropriate word for blog-stalking.
  4. Watermelons.
  5. Excellence. A+++
  6. Power. (P=IV) *HAHAHA*
  7. Wealth. ($$)
  8. New movies. (preferably thriller and comedy and romance) *i dont care what you think, i watch romance too okay*
  9. Excitement. (seriously, asalkan ada something exciting happens)
  10. Knowledge. (i know. ‘Weird jua ya ne.’ but knowledge is everything)
  11. Getting at least 100% for any of my exam papers. (preferably add. maths or chemistry)
  12. Sleep. *sigh*

i should really do something very important like sleeping for instance. AND plus, i better stop fooling around doing nothing and start sleeping.

okay.

tata. *yawns* YAY!!!! i yawned!!!!!!!!!




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